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canadian1971
Jul 16 2007, 09:08 AM
Whats the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver?















A drunk driver will go right through a stop sign while a stoned driver will sit at it and wait for it to turn green.

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wwheeler
Jul 16 2007, 07:35 PM
QUOTE(canadian1971 @ Jul 16 2007, 05:08 AM) *
Whats the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver?
A drunk driver will go right through a stop sign while a stoned driver will sit at it and wait for it to turn green.



Hey, That's not true, I wait for the stop sign to turn green with puple spots. smile.gif

And if I wait long enough, it will soon do it, at least for me... biggrin.gif

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lonelym
Aug 17 2007, 01:53 AM
If the SEALS have the motto: 'No guts, No glory'
and the MARINES have the motto: 'No pain, No gain'
then what does a Security guard have as a motto?
Spoiler:
NO ID, NO ENTRY

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polarysekt
Sep 30 2007, 11:36 PM
you sure that bud ain't wet?

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