Deadly PJ's (Hindi - Indian) - Commit suicide at your own risk...

Gulshan Grover is riding a bike at the velocity of
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>On the way he offers a lift to a stranger.
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>Stranger: 'Sir, can I know your name please'
>Gulshan : 'I am Gulshan Grocer'
>Stranger : Grocer? Sure you dont mean Gulshan
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>Gulshan: No it is Grocer.
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>Now tell me why did Gulshan say so...
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>scroll down for the ultimate PJ
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>ANS: Because at the speed of light V=C
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>Ek Gaaon me Seeta aur Geeta do Behane rehati hai.
>Dono ko ek baar nadi paar karanee hoti hai.
>Seeta nadee me kudati hai aur tairake jaatee hai.
>Geeta pool ke upar se chalake jaati hai.
>Phir bhi Gaaon ke log bolate hai ki Seeta Geeta se
jyada intellegent
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>Kyon?
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>scroll karne se solve nahi hogi....
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>Teacher: 'A' for?
>Student: Apple !!!
>Teacher: Jor se bolo
>Student: JAI MATA DI

 

 

 

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sardar kya sochte sochte marr gaya ???
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>agar meri bahan se do bhai hain, to mera sirf ek
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>) Smoking
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>3) Charas
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>8) Masala
>9) Sleep & obesity
>10) Pollution
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>DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!

 

 

 

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Gattu ek lecture attend karta hai.
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>he goes to the canteen. canteen
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>mein gattu ek pav leta hai.
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>jaise hi woh
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>pav khane ke liye uthata hai to
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>dekhta hai ki uski plate mein
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>"jannat" likha hai.
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>To janaab ab aapko yeh batana hai
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>ki gattu jiska
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>lecture attend karke aa raha hai!
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>naam kya hai???
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>guess
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>Ishq Ki Chhaon.
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>Jinke "Sir" ho! "Ishq ki Chhaon"
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>"Pav" ke neeche "Jannat" hogi....
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>A women goes in an Auto (rickshaw) and gets bald???
How???
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>.Automatically (Auto-Mein-Takli).....Smile-
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>Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?
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>Comepalakrishnan.
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>What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?
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>Subramanium Didn't See Me.
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>How do they start a road race in Tamil Nadu?
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>Ready....Steady.....PO
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>What do you call a really colourful Tamilian?
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>Rangamannar Rangarajan.
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>What do you call an amazing Malayalee?
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>Pheno Menon.
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>Debo Nair.
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>Why did the Malayalee cross the road?
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>do you call a god fearing Sindhi?
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>Bhagwandas Godwani.
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>A Sindhi electrician?
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>Voltram Bijlani.
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>A Sindhi milkman?
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>Gopal Dudeja.
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>A Sindhi pest control contractor?
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>Khat! mull Marwani.
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>A Sindhi detergent?
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>Neelam Rin-dani.
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>A Sindhi postman?
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>Mailwani.
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>A fashionable Sindhi?
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>Jogio Armani or Primlani.
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guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife
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>"I'm afraid he died last week." she explains.
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boss.
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>"I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week."
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>The next day he calls again and once more asks to
Speak to his boss.
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>By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts,
"I'VE ALREADY TOLD
>YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK!
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>WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"
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>"Coz," he replied laughing, "I just love hearing
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>A guy is traveling in a deluxe car in the desert. He
wants to take a
bath,
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anywhere around…
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>->>He will integrate his d-lux car to get Lux + c
(constant of
integration)
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>one day a man calls his wife from his IDEA mobile
>his call gets cross connected to some other lady.They
still keep on
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they get married.
>what MORAL do u get???
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>ek baar teen ants jarahi thee.......
>to unhein cheenee(sugar) ki bori milti hie to pahlee
do cheenti to
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>cheenee ke dane utha leti hei but ek nahi uthati
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>A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the
operator twice.
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>because there it was written "Number dial karne se
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>coz it was an adult movie n below 18 were not allowed
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>MALLIKA SHERAWAT KE MARNE KE BAAD USKI KABR PE KYA
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>“PEHLI BAR AKELI SOYI HAI.:”
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>1.open fridge 2.take the camel out
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for a particular
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"Manikchand" (Unche log
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>two persons r talkin by the swimming pool...one says
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>ek haathi agar swimming pool mein gir gaya
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>are yaar
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whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor
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>They Both Are Not a Banana !!

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These jokes look more like the ones that are circulated around in email. I never received any of them, and it's just as well because I don't like them.

No offense Tommy_Vercetti, but I personally feel you can contribute more to the forum than PJs (Poor Jokes). Scrolling down for each joke is annoying and there's too much of blank space in the jokes. You could have removed that AND the crazy sentences like 'socho' and 'Let's C if you can solve this one'. That way, you could have put all of them in one single post. It's not the number of posts that count ... it's the size & the matter. I don't know if this forum has post count, but if it does, I'm not too sure that the moderators will appreciate such posts.

Just some advice... nothing personal.

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Hi Abhiram...its nice to see tht someone took interest in these.
Thanx for suggestion. I wud edit some of it.
The posts in this section does not count...thts why i dont think Mods wud hav any problem coz this is not spamming....Anyway,if there is anything wrong wid da post...mods go ahead and deleate it....Abhiram thanx once again

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Don't think so. At least one mod it looking at it, and I am waiting for you to edit these posts.
I would also like people to respect the forum politeness rules : speak English inside the forum topics.
So, I will wait a couple of days, and then, the non-modified posts, as well as the non-english posts, will be removed. And, yes, tommy, precisely because these posts count for zero credits, I have no metaphysical problem while removing them.

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great job done
Deadly PJ's (Hindi - Indian)

Tommy what you realy have is a good sense of humor cause I did not find any waste pj here. Kudos to you .. It had some pj's that I had not read before..

All in all a grat collection



Abrahim it will help you to develop some sense of humor !!



-porush jain

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Aisi kaun si Maas (skin) aur Haddi (bone) ki cheez hai jo Naak ( nose ) mein paayi jaati hai ?

batao batao...

think think...

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Ungleee (Finger)

Hahahahaha...Lol..

-reply by Goldy

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