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If Programming Languages Were Cars...

dserban
Aug 18 2007, 09:53 AM
This is a very funny article about computer languages being like cars:

http://www.cs.caltech.edu/~mvanier/hacking/rants/cars.html

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toby
Aug 18 2007, 01:10 PM
Don't know more than half of them, but thats really good. Nice find.

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Quatrux
Aug 18 2007, 02:14 PM
Those were quite good, most of the languages which I know or at least heard about were funny, but the unknown ones, which syntax or objective I don't know, was quite uninteresting reading, for example Forth or Erlang, never heard them, never saw them, never used them, so those cars aren't for me biggrin.gif Very funny in some way wink.gif

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Jeigh
Aug 18 2007, 04:27 PM
Bahahaha those are awesome! Prolog, Lisp, and assembly were probably my favorites haha. Having a monadic version for haskell killed me. Knowing the languages I assume helps alot wink.gif The only one I didn't know/get was erlang or whatever, heard of it but dont know enough to get the joke.

Nice find biggrin.gif

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vizskywalker
Oct 16 2007, 05:36 AM
These are good, although missing some languages I think that could be good. For example, whitespace, brainf**k and so on. Also, apparently Visual Basic is communist (In Soviet Russia, car drive you)!.

~Viz

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HannahI
Nov 18 2009, 12:41 AM
That is funny, but strange. I bet it's double funny in Russian. rolleyes.gif

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